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Tested by inmates. Approved by idiots!

Let’s be honest: no sane person needs a DIY prison-style tattoo machine. And yet - here you are. Reading this. Considering it. Possibly already clicking "Add to Cart." That says a lot. About you. About us. About humanity, really.

TATGUN was born out of admiration for the purest form of human desperation and creativity: inmates with time, boredom, and a burning need to leave permanent marks on themselves, on others, on life. They had no Amazon. No Cheyenne. No license. Just a motor, a pen, a battery, and some serious “let’s see what happens” energy.

Humans With Access to the Internet Said This

  • ★★★★★
    “Great bonding tool. We all have matching regrets now.”
    Tom, NZ
  • ★★★★★
    Great kit. Built it while hungover. Tattooed while sober. Would reverse next time.
    Anna, DE
  • ★★★
    "I wanted a dragon. I got a sad worm with wings. Best mistake I’ve ever made."
    Felix, DE
  • ★★★★★
    “Gave it as a gift. Now I’m the favorite sibling AND banned from family events.”
    Liam, UK
  • ★★★★
    "Didn’t expect much. Ended up tattooing my ankle. Looks awful. I love it."
    Jiri, CZ
  • ★★★★
    "Don’t buy this unless you hate your body and love chaos."
    Sam, NZ
  • ★★★★★
    "This thing should not work. It does. That’s the scary part."
    Kat, AT
  • ★★★★★
    "Built it in 20 mins. Tattooed my thigh. Felt like prison. Looked better."
    Ryan, FR

FAQ

Yes, we’re professionals, not because we wear gloves, but because we know exactly what we’re doing. This machine is 100% capable of tattooing. The needle comes sealed and sterile. What you do with it... that’s on you. We don’t take responsibility for your kitchen, your cousin's garage, or your personal hygiene standards. We give you a sterile tool, the rest is up to you and your bacteria count. Don’t be an idiot. Read the leaflet. (Yes, there's a leaflet. We’re chaotic, not careless.) You’re probably here because you bought this as a gift or lost a bet. Either way, here are the answers before you email us with something dumb. If you’re asking, you probably shouldn’t be doing this.
  • Yes. We’ll deliver regret to your doorstep, no matter where you live. Shipping from EU.

  • Take a photo, email us at regret@tatgun.ink and we’ll fix it. (Your tattoo? That’s on you.)

  • Usually 3–10 working days. Regret is fast. Customs… not so much. Shipping from EU.

  • As safe as poking yourself with a motorized needle can be.The needle comes sealed in a sterile pack.The rest is up to your brain (and your standards).

  • Yes, all the essential parts are included and vacuum-sealed. You’ll need your own ink, gloves, and a questionable decision-making process.

  • Only if you want to be remembered forever. And possibly blocked.

  • Only if you haven’t opened the hygiene seal. Regret lasts forever. Returns don’t.

  • No. But we strongly recommend common sense, gloves, and low expectations.

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